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| Saturday, 26-Feb-2005 00:00 |
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Even Traffic Signs Give Attitude in L.A.
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no, seriously
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Gaydar Technologyâ?¢ used to identify various road conditions
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Random Evil Function
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Thereâ??s no end to the benefits of technology. Thank G-d for the brilliant safety committee that put this concept together. Effective, intelligent, and forward thinking developments are rare in the public sector these days. The giant electronic WATCH THE ROAD campaign creates real solutions and has probably saved millions of lives already. If only there were signs like this littered across the United States. It could mean the end of traffic accidents altogether.
I plan on hacking into the WTR system to make a few modifications for personal gain and amusement. First, Iâ??d integrate my patented Gaydar Technologyâ?¢ into the sign function for improved traffic updates. Driving routes determined according to â??hot or notâ?? scale.
By developing a series of simple automated tasks, a wide range of insulting messages would be generated for other motorists based on automobile make/model and ethnic background. Additional settings assign newly revised road conditions, such as "Abysmal," "Riot in Progress," "Wrong Way," "Televised Car Chase Ahead," "Senior Alert," "Elephant Crossing," "LAPD Beating Zone" and "Carnage."
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